Retrieving the Arrow

I think the waiting is getting to us Disney Parks Moms Panel Applicants.
On a discussion board I follow many of us recently admitted to parodying various Disney songs to express this "I want more" moment in our application adventures. We hover on the edge of finding out whether our dreams come true or whether they need to point us forward down another path.

"Be a Mom"

Adapted by Me
(to the tune of "Be a Man" from Mulan)

Let's apply for panel and defeat the odds,

Following on twitter, hoping for their lauds.

You're the Disney-est bunch I've ever spied, but you applied, you're in round two.

Somehow I'll make a mom out of you.

Tranquil? Isn't likely.

Pixie dust within.

A hundred words or less

You are sure to win. 

We're a peerless, glad, impatient lot

And we haven't got a clue.

Somehow we'll make it in to round two!

Various:

I'm never gonna make round two.

Say goodbye to hopes of panel

Boy I hope gadgets and gizmos was alright. 

"Bee yourself" and "spell check" too?

Hope there's a pink jacket for me.

Now I really wish that I'd get that email tonight!

All:

BE A MOM

We must type swift as a Fastpass queue line

BE A MOM

With all the force of Typhoon Lagoon

BE A MOM

With all the pixie-dust of a Seven Dwarfs Mine

Informative as Guest Services at noon!

Deadlines racing toward us

'till emails arrive.

Refreshing twitter and DISboards

For a clue who will survive.

You're unsuited for waiting anymore

So log out, hash tag "I'm through."

How could I make a mom out of you?

Current panelists:

BE A MOM

We must type swift as a Fastpass queue line

BE A MOM

With all the force of Typhoon Lagoon

BE A MOM

With all the pixie-dust of a Seven Dwarfs Mine

Informative as Guest Services at noon!

Applicants:

BE A MOM

We must type swift as a Fastpass queue line

BE A MOM

With all the force of Typhoon Lagoon

BE A MOM

With all the pixie-dust of a Seven Dwarfs Mine

Informative as Guest Services at noon!

Yes, we've gone to "musical." If you or someone you know is applying, give yourself a little extra patience and drop me a shout out while I'm waiting!